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[[Imagine a frog.]]
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[[Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]
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[[There he is.]]
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[[The frog you want to impress.]]
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[[>Examine the frog's good looks]]
[[>Examine the frog's stunning personality]]
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His eyes are a Summer's rain.
His smile is a gentle breeze.
[[This frog is good lookin'.]]
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Charming. Handsome. Cool.
Powerful. Strong. Dangerous.
This frog is as smooth as a doorknob.
[[He's perfect.]]
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You want this frog in your life.
You need to make a good first impression.
[[>Greet Softly]]
[[>Sneer Jealously]]
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This frog is amazing.
You'd better make a good first impression.
[[>Greet Softly]]
[[>Sneer Jealously]]
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"Hey, What's up?"
You timidly whisper to Earth's most beloved creature.
[[The frog does not notice.]]
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"I'm better than any frog!"
You scoff loudly, filled to the brim with obvious lies.
[[The frog does not notice.]]
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This frog is accustomed to a higher taste.
You must try harder.
[[>Appreciate the frog]]
[[>Scorn the frog]]
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There are many ways to enjoy such a magnificent creature.
[[>Begin Ribbiting for approval]]
[[>Selfishly Admire this wonderful animal]]
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This will be a harrowing journey.
A frog this stunning will not be easy to defeat.
[[>Begin scorning]]
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There are many ways to break a heart.
[[>Pick apart insecurities]]
[[>Fight the frog]]
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"Crobbit. Errobbit."
You are truly an experienced noise-maker.
[[>Continue Ribbiting]]
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"Ah! This is a truly impeccable frog!"
"An amazing creature."
"Wonderful!"
All are proper validations for this splendid creature.
[[>Continue Admiring]]
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Soft skin. Soft eyes. Soft soul.
Beauty oozes from every orifice. Truly overwhelming.
An animal as pure as this must be evaluated from multiple angles.
[[>Admire from afar]]
[[>Get up close and personal]]
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"Cro-kaw! Rib-Aw!"
Not to be taken as a fool, you have shown your expertise in Experimental Croaking.
[[You have gained the frog's attention.]]
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The eye contact given has left you nearly speechless.
[[>Continue with the ribbits]]
[[>Offer a gift]]
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Even as a distant shadow, this frog emits good times, good feelings, and good smells.
[[>Admire from even further]]
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Lovely. Stunning.
This is a Supermodel of the Frog Model Industry.
An impeccable creature.
[[>Compliment the frog]]
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Even appearing as a distant speck, this frog radiates unbearable kindness and acceptance.
Terrifying.
You cannot be expected to handle this level of love.
[[>Escape the frog]]
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You run. There is no escaping the kindness.
You run faster. Sweat and tears fuse in an unholy matrimony across your terrified face. A single liquid has been formed.
Swears. Tweat. Both are horrible names. You refuse to decide on a name at this moment.
[[The running has to end sooner or later.]]
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You sprint until your lungs and legs give way.
You fall to your knees, quivering, in an emergency attempt to recover.
You close your eyes for a moment. A blink to recharge your horrible eye fluids. That is what you're in dire need of right now.
[[Close your eyes.]]
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You're alone. You're finally alone.
[[All you have is your imagination.->Frog]]
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"Hey, you've got everything in the right place."
Your mouth flaps open and close, repeatedly.
"Your eyes are the precise size that I like."
[[You are complimenting a frog.]]
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"What sorts of things are you into?"
The frog does not answer.
"What're your hobbies?"
[[The frog remains quiet.]]
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"What do you think about Naru-"
[[The frog has left.]]
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Rejection stings like a handful of incredibly small and sharp sticks.
You feel to yelp, welp, or cry, but all would only make you one more person crying.
[[Get back on the metaphorical horse.]]
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Your metaphorical horse is strong.
Your metaphorical horse is resilient.
You will not fall back into the same conversation habits that have pushed many possible friends away.
[[You close your eyes and release a well-earned sigh.]]
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You imagine yourself succeeding.
You imagine a powerful new world.
[[You imagine a frog.->Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]
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"Cruguh! CrEeeOOO!"
The frog is absolutely enthralled with your performance.
"Criggly Wiggly! Smip-Smwonk!"
The intensity of your performance has grown unwieldy.
[[You have become too powerful.]]
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A small rock. A crescent-moon toenail clipping. A curly hair.
This is all you have to offer.
[[Spruce it up a little bit.]]
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A magical pebble. A magnificent crescent-moon emblem. An all-natural piece of rope.
You have given yourself confidence. It is not ready to be gifted yet, though.
[[>Combine these items]]
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YOU MADE A FANTASTIC GIFT.
HOLY HECK.
[[>Give it to the frog]]
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AH! VERY NICE!
The frog looks pleased.
The frog looks like a little business frog now.
[[>Congratulate the little business frog.]]
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"You look ve-"
The frog has left.
The frog has taken your very last belongings.
[[Call the police.]]
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The police can only do so much.
You begin tracing your footsteps to catch this cunning creature.
You begin imagining the frog's face.
The frog's attitude.
[[You imagine the frog.->Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]
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You begin doing guitar riffs with your mouth.
"Pwee-dee-dee-dee!"
The frog is totally digging it.
[[You are near meltdown levels of extreme power.]]
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"PWEE-PWEE-PWEE-PWEE-PWEEEEEEE."
The frog chirps in unison with a little 'pweedly-dee' of his own.
You know true friendship.
[[Your coolness ratings are through the roof.]]
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All of the frogs want to be your friend now.
This is overwhelming, but it's all you've ever wanted.
[[>Close your eyes and imagine a simpler time.]]
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[[Close your eyes and imagine yourself as a frog.->Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]
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This beast is void of all flaws.
You scrounge and claw at any possible insult.
[[>Insult lack of emotion.]]
[[>Insult lack of teeth.]]
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This gorgeous amphibian is too strong to be destroyed so easily.
You must be well-equipped with a weapon.
[[>Prepare the nearest weapon.]]
[[>Weaken the frog with threats.]]
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All you've got are beefy arms.
Big ol' beefy arms to cure this hateful dilemma.
That should do the trick.
[[>Get ready to fight]]
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You've screwed up.
[[You've screwed up big time.]]
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"I'm going to chew your bones!"
The frog does not tremble.
"I'm going to smash your rump!"
The frog is not intimidated.
[[>Stare down the frog]]
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In a one-sided battle of self defense, the frog pummels you senseless.
Flickering between consciousness, you mumble out a single: "I'll get you next time, frog."
[[With a final hit, you sink into slumberland.]]
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You begin to dream in your defeated state.
[[You begin to dream of revenge.->Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]
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[[...]]
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The plan has backfired.
[[>Try not to be scared of the frog.]]
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The frog has called for back-up.
[[>Try not to scream.]]
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You tried. That's what matters.
You tried to fight the scariest boy of the animal kingdom.
You tried to defeat a nightmare.
[[>Scream louder.]]
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The frog only grows closer.
Your screams grow stronger.
So does the frog.
[[The frog smacks you in the face.]]
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The back of your head smacks onto the hard ground.
For a split second, you picture that horrible frog.
The horrible frog that caused all of this.
[[That horrible creature.->Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]
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"HA-HA! I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN CRY AT TOY STORY!"
You sling words chocked-full of loathing.
"YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER FELT AWKWARD ABOUT GETTING A LOUSY HAIRCUT."
[[>Continue being a jerk.]]
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"You ain't even got chewers, y'nasty gummer!"
Incredibly rude.
"You just go through life tonguing and smacking."
[[Unbelievable.]]
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The frog's gaze slowly connects with your awful glare.
The frog's heart slowly fuses with your horrible ball of tangled emotional distress.
[[You finally understand the frog.]]
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To hate the frog is to hate yourself.
To fight the frog is to fight yourself.
[[You must become the best frog you can be.->Imagine a frog.]]
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"I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ANI-"
The frog interrupts you with a tiny scream.
It's not a normal frog scream, though.
[[This scream escapes through the frog's eye.]]
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A single tear slides out of the frog's eye.
You must live with what you've done.
[[You must live with being a hateful person.]]
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You close your eyes.
You wish you weren't an awful jerk.
You wish for a simpler time.
[[You wish to be a perfect frog.->Imagine a frog with every admirable quality.]]