FAZED
HARDWARE  http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_mess...  
If ever you've wondered how well an ice pack works as a CPU cooler, look no further.
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SAD :-(  http://ueba.com.br/forums/index.php?showtopic...  
Yea, tsunamis are pretty skeery.
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FYI  http://staff.aist.go.jp/kenji.satake/animation.gif  
An interesting animation showing the movement of the recent tsunamis.
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CLASSIC  http://75thrangers.us/~tucker.m/Yuri/yuri.html  
It's a shame beat boxing with a harmonica never really caught on.
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8008135  http://wvw.ifilm.com/spacer.gif?event=20~~115...  
Pamela Anderson from back in the day, before the Tupperware.
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GEEKS!  http://forevergeek.com/open_source/make_firef...  
Tips for broadband users on how to speed up Firefox (and remove the annoying concurrent download limit).
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MOTHER B  http://gprime.net/game.php/nova  
Poor game design is still alive and well I see.
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LOGS  http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm  
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
From a thread on the SomethingAwful forums about "worst roomate ever" stories.
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MOTHER B  http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/v3/index.html  
[CLASSIC] It's Grow, version 3!
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MOTHER B  http://www.11somerset.com/jeu/index.html  
A whole bunch of adventures for you to waste your day with. Ecspecially if you're one of the 10 people actually working this week.
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CLASSIC  http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/snowg...  
Play God and Shake the Snow Globe
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uNF!  http://www.hyperfree.com/hardcore/cotepile/a1...  
Girls night out? Damn, I knew they were up to something!
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FUNNY  http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes  
Freakin' sweet quotes from Napoleon Dynamite!
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8008135  http://www.fakes.net/top10_2004.htm  
The Top Twenty Nude Scenes of 2004.
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FYI  http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/exp...  
Russian prison tattoos and their meanings.
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LAME  http://www.samsungexplore.com/playing/games_a...  
Ooooooooh, it's laaaammmeee, it's laaammme.
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COOL  http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=99032  
If you were impressed by the soccer ball tricks a couple of days ago, then you'll really like this.
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FYI  http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/girls/sexloveandli...  
Fazer Courtney writes,

"This is what happened to me as soon as I hit puberty. Unfortunately, I didn't get x-ray glasses to see other girl's flaps. I wish I had. Don't worry boys, SpunOne's experience has been documented as well."
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MAN CHICKEN  http://www.desertshadows.com/gallery/46-l.jpg  
Now that Christmas is finally over, Santa is taking a well-deserved break.
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COOL  http://gprime.net/video.php/foottricks  
Crazy foot tricks using a soccer ball.
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8008135  http://wvw.ifilm.com/spacer.gif?event=20~~115...  
40 EE bj00bs, bouncing to The Ramones.
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EYE CANDY  http://www.7digital.com/downloads/soulwax/sou...  
The video for Soulwax's impending single, E Talking.
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GAMING  http://poststuff3.entensity.net/122204/image....  
Exclusive Half-Life 3 pictures have been leaked to the Internet. It's so real looking that I peed a little.
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OWNED  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter...  
[FOLLOWUP] It looks like our little EQ buddy from a few days ago is going to have to sue lightning bolt the folks at Urban Dictionary too.
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8008135  http://www.bodsforthemods.com/Next_Door_Nikki3.php  
Next Door Nikki and her entourage of slores look pretty good in chocolate.
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eBay  http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.d...  
Plush purple interior brings the oh snapgasm!
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GEEKS!  http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~jgaynor/lights/  
Network outage monitoring using Christmas lights.
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VIDEO  http://mail.cu.ac.kr/~cave10/NihotoVSpistol.wmv  
Ever wonder what happens when the bullet meets the sword?
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OWNED  http://kimmershow.com.nyud.net:8090/fileTamer...  
[CLASSIC] A video demonstration of how NOT to act during a traffic stop.
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FAZED  http://www.fazed.org  
Merry Christmas Fazers, from the entire staff. Now, show us your b00bs.
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LAME  http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=sororitygirl  
I don't usually greenlight these fake blog sites, but this one (yes, it's still lame) is good for a sorority girl giggle.
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8008135  http://attulikesjenny.blogspot.com/2004/12/je...  
Jenny McCarthy gets naked again.
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WTmotherF  http://www.stephanos.net/video2/index.htm  
I'm not going to ruin the surprise for you or anything, but in the end, lets just say he has about as many women as every other gamer.
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EYE CANDY  http://www.tokyoplastic.com/  
Tokyo Plastic: It doesn't make any sense at all, but it's nice to look at.
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COOL  http://www.lotsofrobots.com/Web3/MoviePlayMai...  
If you haven't been keeping up with Lots of Robots (neither have I), volume 2 was released a couple of months ago, and doesn't disappoint.
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CLASSIC  http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=snow...  
"I said stop many times. Stop stop stop!" (18+ banners)
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COOL  http://www.opendirviewer.nl/  
The Open Directory Viewer makes life a lot easier, and is nice enough to include a whole slew of open directories to prove it really works. It also does a good job on forum pages without inline images.
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MOTHER B  http://www.anodeetcathode.net/games/museum/  
The Museum: Another "escape" game, which everybody but me seems to love.
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MOTHER B  http://www.elek.bydg.pl/flash/pingwin1/  
Classic penguin smashing fun.
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OH SNAP!  http://www.plsthx.com/disp.php?type=m&id;=123  
Sometimes, the tag says it all. :-D
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8008135  http://wvw.ifilm.com/spacer.gif?event=20~~115...  
Four minutes of bj00bs... and a puppet.
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FYI  http://rankings.big-boards.com/?p=all  
The largest forums on the web, organized and categorized in a number of different ways. If Fazed were listed, we'd be around 400, with ~1,310,000 posts.
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8008135  http://attulikesdasha.blogspot.com/2004/12/da...  
Another icon of female perfection to fuel the fap lantern for the next month.
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OWNED  http://www.sexxxycontent.com.nyud.net:8090/po...  
Man wins contest to become pornstar with one catch: If he can't finish the deed, he gets F'd in the A. Queue up a bout of performance anxiety followed by some crying, and it's strap-on time.
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OWNED  http://www.eq2permafrost.com/forum/viewtopic....  
Fazer SanSue (<3) writes,

EQ2 has player homes that can be locked or only allow "friends" to enter. Behind locked doors, people do some silly shit.

This is the screenshot of someone entering a player home and watching a couple of EQ players "roleplay" in the "privacy" of their player home (oops, forgot to lock that door to visitors!) which then gets posted on the server's public forums.

The "roleplayer" tries to say that the screenshots are shopped, the anoncowfag poster offers further proof that they're not, the "roleplayer's" girlfriend, who isn't the one being cybored in the screenshots, comes forward and tells the guy that he's no boyfriend of hers, "roleplayer" threatens with legal action against the board and the anoncowfag poster along with threatening to have his EQ goons/internet buddies break his internet legs and other general hilarity of a classic 'owned' thread in the context of EverQuest 2.

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8008135  http://wvw.ifilm.com/spacer.gif?event=20~~115...  
Courtney Love's boobs, from a couple of years back. (Insert the part of you that just died here.)
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COOL  http://www.badfishplay.com/  
I'm aware of the high and the low
I'd be waiting for you in the middle but I just lack control

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EYE CANDY  http://b.f11.org/  
Mustard Gas Party: Photographic Essays
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LAME  http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/lego_thril...  
It's "Thriller," craptastic Lego style.
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GAMING  http://www.decalgirl.com/  
Customize your console without actually doing any work.
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8008135  http://chill.to/xax/2004/12/matador.html  
Hey, it looks like Luba has a little Oo going on. When did that happen?
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8008135  http://www.hypnox.com/reagan  
I knew one day I would find a girl burried in Cheeto's. Now I don't know whether to fap or snack.
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eBay  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem...  
[GEEKS] Behold, the most terrible, filthy computer ever.
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MOTHER B  http://www.andkon.com/arcade/obstacles/dr3i/  
I know every time a hard game comes along, I'm like "oh noes, hardest game evar," but I think I actually mean it this time. And hey, it's fun too.
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8008135  http://www.babesandvids.com/wettshirts.php  
Here's 45 different wet t-shirt pictures so you know how to identify one next time you're outside.
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WTmotherF  http://www.artoflegendindia.com/browse/PSAE/1/  
[uNF] I can satisy animal: Beastiality as art.
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8008135  http://chill.to/xax/2004/12/teenusa2003.html  
2003, Miss Teen USA; 2004, Playboy. Downward spiral or awesome career?
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CLASSIC  http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonqu...  
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

A generous amount of priceless Mike Tyson qoutes.
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