OF UID: 2019
I keep forgetting who was whom, so I'm starting a list. Add to it by PMing me
Jacked Damon:
Have Patience
Rob: Screwbacca
TopperBautom: Bash

Rogue Porter - Micheal Douglas
Neurotic Pimp - Ashley Olsen
Chocomel - Courtney Love
whitepig - Janet Reno (new winner)
baz - Muhammed Ali (new winner)
BrendanH - Paris Hilton
Matiladee - Dick Cheney
Badmoojuice - Hugh Hefner (new winner)
Razor - Nancy Reagan (new winner)
Junkman - Nelson Mandela (new winner)
plodder - Liza Minelli
Ford Fairlane - Gene Wilder (new winner)
mmmafterbirth - Stephen Hawking (new winner)
MuffJunkie - Max Von Sydow (new winner)
Sage - John Travolta
mephistoaz - Mike Moore
Crooky - Sir Ian McKellan
happygolucky - Kirk Douglas (new winner)
tunafishonrye - Kathie Lee Gifford
SNC - Jimmy Bakker
DarthSethdious - Deigo Maradona (new winner)
fat_daddy_dave - George H.W. Bush (new winner)
landimal - Macy Gray
unclegod - Angelo dela Cruz
Beach Bunny25 - Scott Weiland (new winner)
popeguss - Jerry Lewis (new winner)
Eggplant - Mike Tyson
Buttonmoon - Chris Eubank
MarZZ - Harrison Ford
Haubernaughen - Mel Brooks
Cornbread - Keith Richards
Nyphur - Ronnie Biggs (new winner)
smitty7 - Abe Vigoda (new winner)
komorus - Fidel Castro (new winner)
Pheramoan - Christopher Lee (new winner)
SHELLAC - Robert Downey Jr
Rick Deckard - Sean Connery (new winner)
KSCA75 - Mick Jagger
shark13 - Clint Eastwood
Jaildude - Marion Barry (new winner)
Disco Biscuit - John Goodman
the_milkman - Bob Barker
Slut Bin Walla - Ayad Allawi
Mr_Green - George Lucas
FunxVA - Vanilla Ice
gerf - Joan Rivers (new winner)
the_big_wiggle - Mark McGwire
PaulsTephen - Larry King
ChocolateJesus - George Walker Bush
HandsUp - Mickey Rooney (new winner)
Heferito - Jose Canseco
jjarooni - Roy Horn (new winner)
GoodThing - Scott Peterson
HotCarl - John Madden (new winner)
spyrothedrago25 - Viktor Yushchenko
arothman - Wilford Brimley (new winner)
Demon Yetti - Jack Nicholson
Jughead - Tara Reid
t0ast3d - John Ashcroft
stile - David Bowie (new winner)
Mukiebear1 - Queen Elizabeth
Bettyswallocks - Sir Jeffrey Archer
MadFapper - Louie Anderson (i think so)
modernator - Dan Rather
mojo - Arnold Schwarzenegger
obi - Michael J. Fox
18doublezeroSTR - David Lee Roth
lazyparker - Casey Casem (new winner)
JDozier - Jerry Stiller (new winner)
welloverpar - Scott Hamilton
Snatch - George Foreman
Volshebnik- Corey Feldman
bytemark - David Duke
irobot - Tim Curry
simpleclosure - Hermann Dornemann (new winner)
sanka - G. Gordon Liddy
fathom - Ariel Sharon (new winner)
JDBNYC - Lars Ulrich
Savage Heathen - Glen Campbell (new winner)
Jedbouy - Valéry Giscard d'Estaing (new winner)
zoomchick - 50 Cent
Constantine - Henry Kissinger (new winner)
quillman - Arthel "Doc" Watson
Lemmy - Robert Redford (new winner)
MrPink - Slash
RIF - Ace Frehley
Dangerboy - Gene Hackman
sarahdee - Dennis Norden (new winner)
Denkar - Rush Limbaugh (new winner)
MyAlterEgo - Nick Nolte
Algorhythm - Eminem
Flan - Cher
Fifthgoodbye - Bruce Forsyth (new winner)
pacingpavement - John Glenn (new winner)
yah00gle - BB King (new winner)
Noxid - Willie Nelson
TurtleGirl - Barbara Bush (new winner)
Napoleon - Doc Severinson
DeadManWalkin- Roy Hallum
overcrowdedair - Flava Flav
Egojab - present incarnation of Dalai Lama
sixf00t4 - Bob Dole (i think so?)
Tobster85 - Brian Nichols
Garbageman - Bill Clinton
Brotherjo - Stan Lee (new winner)
tman1013 - Judge Judy
spittoon - Carol Channing (new winner)
killdill - Don Zimmer (new winner)
NeutralBuoyancy - Eli Wallach (new winner)
VelascoTie - Lionel Jeffries (new winner)
jpkeates - Robert Mugabe (new winner)
timmyboy - Russ Martin
Schagnasty - Jerry Lee Lewis
danflurry - Maya Angelou (new winner)
Loosetongue - Fat Joe
Laxly - Prince Philip (RIP)
Booty Burlesque - Brian Mulroney
the aneurysm - Elton John
tank2134 - Tommy Lasorda (RIP)
floppy manhood - Ridley Scott
lroe8 - Hamid Karzai
Smokerton - Rudy Tomjanovich
kryptx - Kirstie Alley
RJ Robinson - Christopher Lloyd
missmoss25 - Christopher Walken
arethosemyfeet - Pete Doherty
G Rant - Ann Coulter
Mr Mojo Risin - Al Roker (i think he's gone)
madjadder - Nicole Ritchie
Domega - William Shatner
boog - Ron Jeremy
Hot Glue Daddy - Jenna Jameson
FlyMolo - Bill Murray
yazuun - Steve Martin
earthguy - Ralph Wilson Jr. (new winner)
bashturn - Tom Sizemore
Dustin - Mary Kate Olsen
Dons Johnson - Don Johnson
lopazopy - James Earl Jones
educatedhate - Donald Trump (holy moly when was this predicted)
evaporatedone - Roger Moore
NeutralBuoyancy - Eli Wallach
Wei Lei - Robert Evans
ackkkkmanp - George Wendt
bobby3eb - Al Franken
freeloopdub - Lee "Scratch" Perry
doogiedoo - Natasha Lyonne
Zir - Marv Levy
Caboose - Ian Paisley (RIP)
dontwakeme - Angela Lansbury (new winner)
Exclarooga - Alan Rickman (new winner)
Sky Eyes Woman - Don Rickles (new winner)
Sonic Infidel - Stacy Keach
bluenickman - Jimmie Walker
bigbro79 - Jason Mewes
Tuna - Warren Buffett
PURPLE - Kid Rock
bandog - Drew Curtis
boink8887- Ben Roethlisberger
jhumbug - Ross Perot (new winner)
cradnoids - Danny Bonaduce
DrFunkNStein - Micheal Buffer
kagaines - Wayne Rodgers (RIP)
OneManArmy - Anne Hathaway
Putang Ina Mo - George Soros
Quellan - Pope Benedict (new winner)
Sekka - David Hasselhoff
Aramis - Verne J. Troyer (new winner)
sensei lmno - Neil Diamond
m4x0 - Joe Rogan
WetMonkey - Edward James Olmos
Theszabo - Ringo Star
theaneurysm - Charles Manson (new winner)
Corrupt - Woody Allen
InTheShadows - Bishop Desmond Tutu (new winner)
Ferney - Steven Tyler
BFTE - Lenny Kravitz
Konvez - John Prescott
HippyKiller - OJ Simpson
passive attack - Charlie Watts
actionalfonzo - Donatella Versace (new winner)
dvrdwn - Artie Lange
Migr8ingCoconut - Julie Andrews
totmachen - Alan Alda
T Wyze - Mick Mars
Jibblies - Paula Abdul
Turkboy - Rob Halford
hotcobbler - Jeff Corwin
Irie - Jimmy Carter
Dave in Lisbon - Ronnie Corbett
bennyzehler - Zsa Zsa Gabor (new winner)
Rogue Lady - Maureen O'Hara
Keller - Doyle Brunson
Paintchips - Bushwick Bill
so it goes - Dominic Chianese
KiwiEnvy - Alex Trebeck (new winner)
StayPuff - Adam West (new winner)
BadTyers - David Letterman
ChunderBot - Barbara Walters (i think so?)
chinzo - Sylvester Stallone
DPG Unit - Angelina Jolie
Vandernaught - Tom Petty (new winner)
FiSHGiLLz - Ozzy Osbourne
Hero - Bobby Charlton
OmegaAngel - Salman Rushdie
davelog - Robert Guillaume (RIP)
Whiskeybent - Billy Graham (new winner)
Rabbiwanna - Lindsay Lohan
Slumlord - Bryan Doyle Murray
T to the Chao - Dick Van Dyke
McBain - Mahmoud Abbas
Phapster - Gary Bettman
BananaThug - Yoko Ono (new winner)
HotCobbler - Alan Greenspan
MoFunk - Boutros Boutros-Ghali (RIP)
IkImashokie - Dolly Parton
Relativity - Juan Carlos I
Bunker - Fred Phelps (new winner)
GeckoSethGecko - Ted Nugent
Vaconex - Britney Spears
la raja25 - Bill Cosby
MurderousIntent - Bronson Pinchot
Somefazer - Donald Rumsfeld
Drewski - Dame Maggie Smith
winddelay - Pauly Shore
birdbrain - Venus Williams
Chalk - John McCain (new winner)
Wiggie Waggie - Bill O'Reilly
MisterZero - Burt Reynolds (new winner)
Heiders - Raffi
Superfly B - Don Imus (RIP)
Makalleli - Bob Woodward
riccyboy - Paul Gascoigne
Abox - Steve-O
The Kitner Boy - Joanie Laurer (Chyna)
Paetrw - Carrot Top
Supernipchick - James Garner (RIP)
RabidRabbit - John Force
PorkChop - Al Pacino
Scrums - Justin Bieber
Soreign - Michael Caine
Fox Jeffworthy - Sasha Grey
Albacore - Kerry Katona
Konceptum - Ashton Kutcher
Strange Quark - Al Molinaro (RIP)
Fitzervalve - Richard Attenborough
Chico - Julian Assange
SoBeDrummer - Peter O'Toole (RIP)
Downinator - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
BarnabyJones - Randy Quaid
Manbag - Joaquin Phoenix
Deathcap - Charlie Sheen
KNW - Peter Mansbridge
Micros101 - Val Kilmer
SwimFan - David Rockefeller (RIP)
KornGod - Tom Cruise
Cr00k - Andy Dick
Baxter - Ram Dass
Rooneyboy - Dawn French
Glueshooter - Ronnie Woods
Dhamangry - Merle Haggard (RIP)
D rock 007 - Jerry Sandusky
Roark - Carlos Mencia
Bad Kitty - Doris Day (RIP)
BamBooBabe - Adam Richman
focas - Robert Duvall
RustyTrombone - Regis Philbin (RIP)
WebGigolo - Mikhail Kalashnikov (RIP)
the Rainking - Yogi Berra (RIP)
Capn Prow1er - Betty White (RIP)
Mr Rory - Kim Jong Un
Russ2022 - Richard Keil (RIP)
Dooky - George Zimmerman
Malinki - James Woods
mattrmcg - Robert DeNiro
Sepharo - Amanda Bynes
Kahne 9 - Tom Selleck
Wei lei - Eric Roberts
Softest Voice - George R.R. Martin